If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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