Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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