I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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