I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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