Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
