he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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