you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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