Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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