Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
