Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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