Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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