Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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