Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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