Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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