pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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