Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
