Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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