okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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