that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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