I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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