So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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