I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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