Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
jump out the window naked night went bad
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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