OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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