Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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