i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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