You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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