Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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