Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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