Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i out mim tonsoeep
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