found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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