he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
im holly from the hills drunk
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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