Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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