Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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