Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
he fucked my hip out of place.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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