oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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