They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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