I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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