i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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