dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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