You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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