He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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