no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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