Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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