these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
