It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Randomize
