i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
