Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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