I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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