thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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