they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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