We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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