All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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