the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think people are normalizing furries
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
