i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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