Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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